It’s a Bank Holiday over here, which means we pretend to be chilled and don’t work so the two businesses in the land who still stick to the archaic segmented accounting instead of on-the-fly bookkeeping can update their records. In reality, it’s just a good excuse to take a day off. I’ll be at the Caerphilly balloon festival, our troops will be at war in Iraq and Afghanistan because the Taliban and AQI don’t keep bank holidays, politicians will remain stupid and Col. John Boyd remains, regrettably, dead. Oh well.